Sunday with an Alcoholic, Stoned, Mentally Impaired, Sadistic, BMX rider

Yesterday my knee's and back where playing up like a rock spider working at a kindergarton school from going out filming street riding (no transition of the dirt or concrete kind) with Money Micca filming his pro town Mankind edit or whatever the fuck it is (your riding aitken mate, his one of the best around stick with it. 1 outta 10), Chuck is away in mt Beauty racing his cortina on some dirt circut or what ever it is he does (5 outta 10), Techie is away in Melbourne probably being popular and nice to everyone he meets (9 outta 10 just cause your a good cunt)and Storm is of on some kinda hidden agenda with the EX MISSUS (0 outta 10 for that move). So this has left Myself, Stu, Oscar (injured) and Lucy (oscars missus amazingly she is female and not total cunt of being 9 outta 10 since that rare as fuck) So me and Stu drank piss, Oscar supplied weed (can't drink cause his busted) got high talked shit. I was my usual drunk stoned cunt of a self that I am dialled my bike so it's better than every other pathetic cunts, drank a heap of piss, smoked some weed, chain smoked cig's, swore like all fuck, acted like a racist cunt, fucked with some heads via sms so for my efforts I'm gonna award myself 10 outta 10 cause I'm always right

Worked on dying a little more

Drank some of my favourite types of piss. (Jamo makes me more of a right cunt so I love it)

Upgraded my front wheel to a profile... Downgraded Darcy's (5 outta 10.... woulda been 10 but i reckon darcy is gonna rate it as zero, might be a deadshit cunt but i did pass grade 2 maths)

Gave the missus a full make over and face lift.

Now I'm gonna go mow some lawns and lookback at the drunken weekend before i have to go to school on a fucking public holiday...